Zodiac Signs as Weed Strains:

What Your Sign Would Spark Up

Astrology lovers, this one’s for you! We matched every zodiac sign with a cannabis strain that vibes with their energy. Whether you’re a chill Pisces or a bold Leo, there’s a strain waiting to match your aura. 

♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Strain: Jet Fuel Why: Aries is all about energy, ambition, and charging forward — just like this diesel-powered sativa. You’re the friend who takes a hit and suddenly wants to reorganize the garage.

♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Strain: Ice Cream Cake Why: Luxurious, cozy, and deeply into comfort. Taurus is the sign that wants to melt into the couch with snacks and a fuzzy blanket — and this sweet, heavy indica is chef’s kiss for that.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Strain: Super Lemon Haze Why: Bright, zippy, and a little chaotic — Gemini needs something that keeps up with their social butterfly energy. This citrusy sativa brings good vibes and fast thoughts.

♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Strain: Purple Punch Why: Emotional and home-loving, Cancer pairs best with a calming, nostalgic strain. Purple Punch feels like a hug from your favorite person and a warm bowl of cereal.

♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Strain: Pineapple Express Why: Bold, playful, and always the main character. This iconic hybrid has a reputation just like Leo — strong, tropical, and impossible to ignore.

♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Strain: ACDC (CBD-dominant) Why: Virgos are practical, calming, and all about wellness. ACDC offers relaxation without the fog — perfect for checking off a to-do list and decompressing.

♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Strain: Mimosa Why: Stylish, balanced, and made for brunch. Mimosa is a hybrid that brings out your social side without going overboard — just like Libra’s perfectly curated vibe.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Strain: GMO (Garlic Cookies) Why: Mysterious, intense, and unforgettable — Scorpio energy is matched only by this potent, funky indica that sneaks up and knocks you out (in a good way).

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Strain: Durban Poison Why: Adventurous and always on the go, Sag needs a cerebral, uplifting high. Durban Poison is a globe-trotter’s dream — focused, euphoric, and ready to explore.

♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Strain: Granddaddy Purple Why: Hard-working Capricorn deserves a strong, relaxing nightcap. Granddaddy Purp brings body relief and mental calm — perfect for kicking back after a day of hustling.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Strain: Blue Dream Why: Quirky, creative, and future-focused — Aquarius pairs well with this balanced hybrid that encourages big thoughts and daydreaming about utopia.

♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Strain: Wedding Cake Why: Dreamy and emotional, Pisces love to float away. This indica-leaning hybrid is perfect for introspection, music, and disappearing into your imagination.

Wrapping Up

At Lord Green Dispensary, we know that everyone’s cannabis journey is different — and aligning your favorite strain with your zodiac sign is just one fun way to explore the plant and it might turn out to be just right for you! Whether you’re chasing creative energy, winding down after a long day, or just looking for a little cosmic connection, we’ve got something for every sign and every mood.